The lazy rule: Can`t reach what I dropped.. don`t need it.

Buy a ship, name it relation, now you have a relationship.

Friends are forever, until they get in a relationship!! :P

Most girls on facebook have more problems than a math book

Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?

Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?

I started out with nothing & still have most of it left...

Virginity is like a soap bubble, one touch and it is gone.

Be nice to nerds. Chances are, you will be working for them

I hate people who steal my ideas, before I think of them :)

Dear Haters, if you re talking behind my back, Kiss my Ass.

For every girl without a guy, there`s a guy without a girl.

That moment when 10 year olds have a better phone than you.

Why is 80% of the exam based on that one lecture we missed?

Sit down, class isn t over yet! *bell rings* haha fuck you.