"Sexy and I know it..." more like Ugly and you show it!
"Sexy and I know it..." more like Ugly and you show it!
*Ignores phone call* -After texts person- "You called?"
Wedding Ring: The universe’s smallest handcuff :P
Mirror - "Ooh you look cute today!" Camara - "Lol, no."
Before talking; Please connect the tongue to the brain!
I`m not ignoring your calls, I just love my ringtone ;)
That awkward moment, when you wake up with one sock on.
Dear math, Im not therapist so solve your own problems.
People with STD s should glow in the dark or some shit.
If people are talking behind your back, then just fart.
Behind every successful man.. There is a confused woman.
we live in WTF generation - wikipedia, twitter, facebook
If you are reading this, congrats you know how to read..
Hey mom?" "WHAT!?" "Nevermind you`re not in a good mood.