For tears use tissue papers not your facebook status

I have better things to do with my time than my job.

Don t steal this Quote coz it s already stolen!!! ;)

I m not single, I m just romantically challenged. :p

Hey, I found your Nose, it was in my business again.

My girlfriend is like my iPad...I don`t have an iPad.

we live in world of smart phones and stupid people :P

Your eye is the only part you can not wash with soap.

Hey Cupid, can you shoot both of us next time? Thanks

I’m not immature...I just know how to have fun.

There is a far in fart..now-think-before-you-fart..

Life is too short, smile while you still have teeth..

Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?

I really need a day in between Saturday and Sunday :)

Beauty gets the attention, personality gets the heart