If swimming is an exerciser explain whales to me.
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You need a lot of MONEY to call someone HONEY. :p
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There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
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Money doesn`t bring happiness, but shopping does..
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Google is just 13 but have lots of 18+ stuff... :
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I have a date, um how do I get skinny by tomorrow?
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Google is just 13 but have lots of 18+ stuff... :
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I only need 3 things in life: Food, Wifi, Sleep :)
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I m not lazy, I m a master of energy conservation.
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The only thing I gained so far in 2016 is weight :)
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I love buying new things but I hate spending money.
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Try to say the letter M without your lips touching.
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Money can t buy LOVE but can buy WOMAN to make LOVE
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I can t live without y̶o̶u̶. FOOD ;)
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In a dictionary, first comes divorce, then marriage
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