If swimming is an exerciser explain whales to me.

You need a lot of MONEY to call someone HONEY. :p

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

Money doesn`t bring happiness, but shopping does..

Google is just 13 but have lots of 18+ stuff... :

I have a date, um how do I get skinny by tomorrow?

Google is just 13 but have lots of 18+ stuff... :

I only need 3 things in life: Food, Wifi, Sleep :)

I m not lazy, I m a master of energy conservation.

The only thing I gained so far in 2016 is weight :)

I love buying new things but I hate spending money.

Try to say the letter M without your lips touching.

Money can t buy LOVE but can buy WOMAN to make LOVE

I can t live without y̶o̶u̶. FOOD ;)

In a dictionary, first comes divorce, then marriage