No one can write better non-sense than me

I enjoy long romantic walks to the fridge.

C.L.A.S.S- come late and start sleeping :)

I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.

May I go to the toilet = I m fucking bored.

People should look like their personalities

Fact: No one has ever jumped in the shower!

Never Say Neverrr, you just said it twice ?

I Was Born Cool, Global Warming Made Me Hot

If I get jealous then yes I really like you.

Google must be a woman, it knows everything.

I m Not A Drug But You Might Get Addicted :D

What do girls want?
EVERYTHING!!!

One day, I’m gonna make the onions cry.

I am a star, so when you see me, make a wish.