No one can write better non-sense than me
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I enjoy long romantic walks to the fridge.
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C.L.A.S.S- come late and start sleeping :)
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I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
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May I go to the toilet = I m fucking bored.
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People should look like their personalities
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Fact: No one has ever jumped in the shower!
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Never Say Neverrr, you just said it twice ?
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I Was Born Cool, Global Warming Made Me Hot
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If I get jealous then yes I really like you.
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Google must be a woman, it knows everything.
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I m Not A Drug But You Might Get Addicted :D
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What do girls want?
EVERYTHING!!!
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One day, I’m gonna make the onions cry.
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I am a star, so when you see me, make a wish.
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