Why do U think I SMS You? Is it because I care? Or I miss You? Or I love You? Or I need You? No ! It’s because I need a person for just time pass. :)

Whenever you have a problem, just sing your favourite song!
You will realize that your voice is far worse than your problem!
TRUE STORY !!!

Test

Laziness is me middle name.

Laziness is my middle name.

I`m not fat. My stomach is 3D

why do dads sneeze so loud ..

Marriage means silent suicide.

Love is a grave mental disease.

You look like a before picture.

Trust me you will dance- Alcohol

I believe in hate at first sight.

(-_-) x 1.3 Billion people = China

Weird is a side effect of awesome.

Believe on the dog but not on girl