Everytime i drink i get awesome :-)
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Wifi is like love. It s in the air.
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Wifi is like love. It s in the air.
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that sexy face before you sneeze. ;)
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A fart not smelled is a fart wasted.
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At least gravity is attracted to me.
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Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
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Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
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It s a Status....not your Diary... :p
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I hate math but I love counting money.
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Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner. :)
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Friday is my second favorite "F" word.
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DRINK TRIPLE, SEE DOUBLE, & ACT SINGLE
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How come wrong numbers are never busy?
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How come wrong numbers are never busy?
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