Everytime i drink i get awesome :-)

Wifi is like love. It s in the air.

Wifi is like love. It s in the air.

that sexy face before you sneeze. ;)

A fart not smelled is a fart wasted.

At least gravity is attracted to me.

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

It s a Status....not your Diary... :p

I hate math but I love counting money.

Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner. :)

Friday is my second favorite "F" word.

DRINK TRIPLE, SEE DOUBLE, & ACT SINGLE

How come wrong numbers are never busy?

How come wrong numbers are never busy?