God must love stupid people. He made SO many.
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No one is listening until you make a mistake.
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Vote Up Vote Down My Facebook wall is broken.
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Everyone else thinks you’re an asshole.
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The harder you fall, the higher you bounce. :P
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Say no, then negotiate.... like Girls do... :p
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Somebody s boring me ... I think it s me... :p
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You have lot of curves and I have no brakes ;)
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One day, I’m gonna make the onions cry..
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We love Facebook but we hate the face of book.
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I need to start setting an alarm to go to bed.
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If you need more TIME go and purchase a watch.
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Brains are wonderful, I wish everyone had one.
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All work and no play, will make you a manager.
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I love my job only when I’m on vacation.
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