God must love stupid people. He made SO many.

No one is listening until you make a mistake.

Vote Up Vote Down My Facebook wall is broken.

Everyone else thinks you’re an asshole.

The harder you fall, the higher you bounce. :P

Say no, then negotiate.... like Girls do... :p

Somebody s boring me ... I think it s me... :p

You have lot of curves and I have no brakes ;)

One day, I’m gonna make the onions cry..

We love Facebook but we hate the face of book.

I need to start setting an alarm to go to bed.

If you need more TIME go and purchase a watch.

Brains are wonderful, I wish everyone had one.

All work and no play, will make you a manager.

I love my job only when I’m on vacation.