A day without sunshine is like, night.

Thanks wind, you totally raped my hair.

The zoo is a pretty safe place to fart.

I m a nice person i just hate everyone.

Insert coin to view my status messages.

If Monday had a face, I would punch it.

At least mosquitos are attracted to me.

You can not get lost on a straight road.

I`m not lazy, I`m on energy saving mode.

If I agreed with you we d both be wrong.

Don’t be afraid to make mistakes..

A man is as young as the woman he feels.

I don’t make mistakes, I date them.

Lazy rule; can`t reach it, don`t need it.

Silence is Golden. Duct tape is Silver :3