A day without sunshine is like, night.
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Thanks wind, you totally raped my hair.
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The zoo is a pretty safe place to fart.
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I m a nice person i just hate everyone.
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Insert coin to view my status messages.
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If Monday had a face, I would punch it.
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At least mosquitos are attracted to me.
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You can not get lost on a straight road.
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I`m not lazy, I`m on energy saving mode.
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If I agreed with you we d both be wrong.
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Don’t be afraid to make mistakes..
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A man is as young as the woman he feels.
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I don’t make mistakes, I date them.
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Lazy rule; can`t reach it, don`t need it.
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Silence is Golden. Duct tape is Silver :3
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