I always learn from mistakes of others, who took my advice :)

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat.

Behind every BITCH, there s an ASSHOLE who made her that Way!

I was born to be a pessimist. My blood type is B Negative. :p

JAJAJAJAJA"... "WTF?" "Dude are you laughing in Spanish? " :p

That awkward moment when you can`t read your own handwriting.

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat.

I was born to be a pessimist. My blood type is B Negative. :p

I m not lazy, I m just highly motivated not to do anything :)

Everything is 10x funnier when you are not supposed to laugh.

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.

You never know what you have until you clean your room. :P :P

If Leonardo DiCaprio ever has a son he should name him Oscar.

If vegetarians eat only vegetables, what about humanitarians?

Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.