The awkward moment when your hair dresser/Barber says Oops..

My headphones are like my own personal "DO NOT DISTURB" signs.

If you can t win an argument, correct their grammar instead...

Just imagine how great life would be if pizza made you skinny!

Today’s Joke! A Girl said …….. TRUST ME :)

What I do when I like someone: 1% - talk to them. 99% - stare.

Save a bunch of money on child support by switching to condoms

Kidnapping? I prefer the term “surprise adoption”.

If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.

You’re Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me

Dear Google, thank you for doing most of my homework for me. :)

i wIsH If wE CaN GoOgLe hOw a cErTaIn pErSoN FeElS AbOuT Us ;)

That moment when even Caps Lock can’t express your anger.

My room was clean, but then i had to decide what to wear. :D :D

Every Boy wishes to have a cute Girl in neighbor of his Age. :p