Sleep is so cute when it tries to compete with the internet…

We all have that one skinny friend who eats more than fat person...

If girls could read minds..Every second a man would get slapped. :p

All my life a thought air was free...Until I bought a bag of chips.

3 mistakes of everyone’s life--Facebook, Twitter and Whatsapp

I hate it when I don t forward a chain text and I die the next day.

Seeing a spider isn`t the biggest problem, it`s when it disappears.

Parents call it "talking back", we call it "answering your question"

No matter how hard I try, I just never seem to run out of bad ideas.

You re not an ugly person. You re an exceptionally beautiful monkey.

Just for the sake of argument, let s say I m right about everything.

What goes up and never comes down?
You bet, your AGE!:-D

"HEY COME HERE ITS IMPORTANT!!" "what", "Can you turn my light off?"

They say that alcohol kills slowly. So what? Who’s in a hurry?

A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.