Life would be much easier if mosquitoes sucked
tension instead of blood!!

Sometimes at home I talk in my sleep, but at school I sleep while others are talking.

Sometimes at home I talk in my sleep, but at school I sleep while others are talking.

I hate when people all of a sudden decide to be funny when I am drinking something :)

Admit it, you listen to other strangers conversations and mentally give your opinion.

You better put a condom on....if ur gonna act like a dick you need to dress like one!

Girlfriend: "Baby, I heard you failed english!" Boyfriend: "Who TELLED you that!". :p

That awkward moment when you keep talking & you don`t realize your friend walked away.

I hate it when someone turns the lights on while I m asleep And I m all like (°_-)

When you’re good, you’re good, when you’re awesome you’re me..

I follow the quote, "Always be true to yourself" because I only lie to others... :P :D

When you can t marry the one you love, : (
marry the one who is rich !! :P

Be careful of following the masses - remove the "m" and who exactly are you following?

That awkward moment when you don`t know how to smile when someone is taking a picture.

An apple a day may keep the doctor away but I can t afford to buy new iPods every day.