People who make really bad decisions are always like “I have the worst luck”

Even Mark Zuckerberg had to sell shares of faceBook to meet the expenses of his wife. :p

Checking your symptoms on Google and accepting that fact that you’re going to die.

The difference between a girl friend and a girlfriend is SPACE. Literally and otherwise.

Checking your symptoms on Google and accepting that fact that you’re going to die.

A wise man once told me, no matter how HOT she is, somebody somewhere is sick of her....

The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children.

People who have Mobile Contacts like ‘Mom 2’, ‘Dad 2′ scare me:|

If someone likes your pic you posted 2-3 years ago, that person is definately a stalker!

Worst part of being in a relationship is that you have to take bath on weekends also. :p

Relationships are a lot like Algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y ? :p

I love car rides so much that I actually get disappointed when we reach our destination.

There are only two types of honest people in this world, small children and drunk people.

Facebook asking me Whats on your mind?
I said just you you n only youuuuuuuuu

Common sense is like deodorant,
those that need it the most, don t use it..!!