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If women ruled the world there would be no wars. Just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other.

I call "Everyone" Darling, Honey & Sweetheart,
because I have trouble remembering their names. :p

If women ruled the world there would be no wars. Just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other.

Turns out the button on the elevator with the fireman s hat on it is not the button for a free fireman s hat.

There’s like 7 billion people in this world and no one wants to date me. I hate this world … huh

If someone throws a rock at you, throw a flower back at them, but, make sure the flower is still in the pot..

Never make love in the garden or in the fields...... Love might be blind but your neighbors aren t!..;p ;p ;)

Girls are funny creatures. They hate it when you ask their age but will kill you if you forget their birthday.

My girlfriend treats me like GOD !
She takes NO notice of my existence till she wants something :)

When someone said the words "I love you" and you dont feel the same way, just say "I love YOUTUBE" really fast

When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.

When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten year married man looks happy, we wonder why.

Where would men be without women? Well they can never find anything, so they would be naked, starve and stink!

When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.