I dont get many compliments, so I was suprised when the phone company called up to say I had an Outstanding Account.... :P

One of my mom’s rules growing up was never to write on walls, well apparently Facebook doesn’t have that rule.

TIP TO REDUCE WEIGHT: Turn your head to the left & then turn to the right. Repeat exercise whn offered somethin to eat. ;)

The awkward moment when your chair makes a farting noise & no one believes it was the chair, so you try to do it again! :p

Sometimes the decisions which seem hardest to make, are the ones that will eventually make us happiest ,,,so study folks ;)

Couples that call each other "babu" and "jaanu" make all single people in the entire universe feel glad they re not dating.

Here my dad comes on whatsapp… From now on my status would be ‘***no status***’ or just a smiley…

Boyfriend: Do you think my salary is sufficient for you? Girlfriend: It’s sufficient for me but how will you survive?

I hate when my mum leaves me standing in the cashier line: HOLY CRAP. WHAT IF SHE DOESN T COME BACK AND THEY ASK ME TO PAY?

Did You know that 98% of People Who Say "lol" are not Laughing and Just Saying it Because they have Nothing else to Say? :p

If you don t have a Valentine on Valentine s day; don t be sad. Most people don t have Aids on World Aids day as well... :p

That awkward moment when your parents tell you to stand in line and you`re near the cashier and they haven`t come back yet.

This is how my week goes: Mooooooooooooonday Tuuuuuuuuuuuuesday Weeeeeeeeeeednesday Thuuuuuuuuuuursday FridaySaturdaySunday.

This is how my week goes: Mooooooooooooonday Tuuuuuuuuuuuuesday Weeeeeeeeeeednesday Thuuuuuuuuuuursday FridaySaturdaySunday.

My parents told me: “You’ve got to stop watching so much TV, and read more!” so I turned on the subtitles.