If you don’t wanna have kids with me, then why don’t we just practice?

I am not flirting. I am just being extra friendly to someone who is extra attractive.

There are only two types of honest people in this world, small children and drunk people.

All the birds in the sky, all the fish in the sea, will never explain what you mean to me.

You make me smile for no reason, yet I have every reason to smile about having you in my life.

You are the first person who has been able to make my heart beat slower and faster at the same time.

How scary would it be if everything that popped into your head was automatically posted to Facebook..

I looked at a flower and thought it was the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen till I met you.

Why do I love you? Because I finally learned what the word means, and you were the one who showed me.

We met, we talked, we liked, we dated, we committed, i loved, u cheated, we’re done, ur deleted.

If someone throws a stone at you, throw a flower at them. But remember to throw the flower pot with it.

If people are trying to pull you down. Be proud about it, because it only confirms that you are above them.

Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was a choice, but falling in love with you was beyond my control.

I’d be lying if I say you entered my mind many times. Coz you only entered once, since then you never came out.

Statistics say that 1 in 4 people are insane, so take a look at your 3 best friends and if they are all OK, its you..