It’s not my fault that I fell for you, you tripped me!

It’s not my fault that I fell for you, you tripped me.

Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.

If you were a tear, i would never cry in fear of losing you..

You know a girl is serious when they say your name in a text.

I used to be a terrible flirt. I’m much better at it now.

Lets flip a coin, heads your mine, tails I’m yours…

There’s so much to say but your eyes keep interrupting me.

Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.

Advice to women: Date like a man and you’ll never get hurt.

That awkward moment when your kindness is mistaken with flirting.

I didn’t fall the floor called me stupid so i tackled it DUH..

Smile… it’s the second best thing to do with your lips.

I think I can die happy now, coz I’ve just seen a piece of heaven.

God made mud … God made dirt … God made guys so girls can flirt.