a man is never careful until he buys a new car and a white shirt.

Half you boys better pray your daughter never runs into a guy like you

I-L-O-V-E-Y-O-U has eight letters, but baby, so does B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T...

Hey Girls, I’m Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me? :p

Dear Girls, remember catching a husband is an art; to hold him is a job.

Guys have no idea how long something they said can stay in a girl s mind.

I would love to see the "pretty girls" in my school remove their make up.

If a girl is shopping she`s trendy, if boy is shopping he`s wasting money.

I need no reason to love you, but I need thousands of reasons to leave you.

Words that spoiled many boys` life . . . .... . "Dude she`s looking at you."

A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he’s finished. :P

Three words a boyfriend will never heard from his girlfriend -"You Are Right"

Why`s NASA never sent a woman to the Moon? Because it doesn`t need cleaning yet.

When a boyfriend brings his girlfriend flowers for no reason, there`s a reason :)

My Girlfriend says I need to be more affectionate.... Now I have 2 Girlfriends! :p