Saying that I`m fat in front of people just to hear that I`m not fat.
Saying that I`m fat in front of people just to hear that I`m not fat.
"Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more."
Tall guy + short girl = cuuuute :) but short guy + tall girl = awkward.
He`s the kind of guy who makes you love your name just because he says it.
The awkward moment when your boyfriend`s hair is so much better than yours
I need no reason to love you, but I need thousands of reasons to leave you.
Girls never mind staying up a bit longer just to talk to a guy they love :)
A girl`s smile hides thousand words, a girl`s tears hides thousand feelings.
Best feeling ever is when you lose weight, and your boobs stay the same size.
She can talk about him all day but when he`s actually around she`s speechless
Nice guys are found at every corner of the earth...too bad the earth is round.
What do you call a guy who makes jokes about girls being in the kitchen? single
If you want me, then show it. I`m not going to wait for you for my entire life.
Men are like a deck of cards. You`ll find the occasional king, but most are jacks
Dear boy, our small and silly conversation means more to me than you`ll ever know.