What do the Chinese call a 69? Twocanchew

So many stupid people, and so few asteroids.

He slides into second with a stand up double.

You miss 100 percent of the shots u never take.

I hate sitting in a seat warmed by someone else..

You can t be the top dog if you act like a pussy!

How does Justin bieber remove a condom? He farts.

If abortion is murder then are condoms kidnapping?

Bitch, your leggings aren t supposed to be Saggin !

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.

Great minds think alike but dirty minds work together :)

Hands are so overrated..I think I’ll use my mouth..

People say I have a dirty mind But I say its just creative

People say I have a dirty mind But I say its just creative