Hey girl, I’d like to be a part of your next abortion.

Hey girl, I’d like to be a part of your next abortion.

Fuck everyone who said they were there for me, and then left

I guess if you spoke your mind, you’d be speechless, huh?

If you`re texting two people at the same time, you are bitextual.

Women and rocks are very much alike … We skip the flat ones.

People say I have a dirty mind… But I say its just creative!

Women and rocks are very much alike … We skip the flat ones.

I always start writing with a clean piece of paper and a dirty mind.

what did right boob say to the left one - you are my "breast friend"

There are some people in this world that give my middle finger a boner..

There are some people in this world that give my middle finger a boner..

Not all cute guys have girlfriends, most of them have boyfriends…

Not all cute guys have girlfriends, most of them have boyfriends…

Don’t call the world dirty because you forgot to clean your glasses.