If you can’t change your fate, change your attitude.

If there is a “WILL”, there are 500 relatives.

I’m not online, it’s just an optical illusion.

I’m not immature…i just know how to have fun.

I still cant fucking believe that u gave up on me…?

I know I haven’t changed but I’m not the same.

it’s better living in the zoo than living with you..

Coughing in front of smokers to make them feel guilty.. :P

I fell in love at first sight. I should have looked twice.

I’m fat. But you’re ugly. At least I can diet.

The sad part of a beautiful dream is that it isnt real..!!

If i had the world in mah hands, i d give it all to you :)

Our marriage is like a workshop. I work and my wife shops.

Keep Smiling & One day Life will tired of upsetting you :)

You either live in love or die, there is no way in between