Someone on his status "Sleeping" ...since 3 Days! He s Probably dead. 

Downloads New Songs For Road Trip Play List. Forgets To Sync Ipod To Computer.

When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.

If people are trying to bring you down, it only means that you are above them.

Never get into fights with ugly people,
they have nothing to lose.

I am wondering why google hasn’t changed its logo as it was my birthday?

He who is not everyday conquering some fear has not learned the secret of life.

The Volume On The Video I m Watching Is Too Low And I Can t Turn It Up Anymore.

An average person, lies 10 times a day. And the most common lie is...I AM FINE.

Strong people stand up for themselves, but stronger people stand up for others.

Reason why I never let my girlfriend touch my phone. I don t have a girlfriend.

Love your mother because it s true, if she s gone, you can never find another..

Success has a simple formula:
do your best, and people may like it.

War doesn’t determine who’s right. War determines who’s left.

you should have 2 facebook accounts…!! One for your each face…!!!