Is Your Life Boring? Yes? Then Type I Love And Send It To All Your Relatives! Your Life Won t Be Boring Anymore! :P

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I wish I could google “things to eat in my fridge” so I wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed.

It’s hard to leave behind those people who were once important in your life, but sometimes it’s necessary.

When someone says, “You’ve Changed”, It simply means you’ve stopped living your life their way.

The moment when you walk down the street and a cute baby smiles back at you. Suddenly you want to live the life again.!!

Success is like being pregnant everybody congratulates you, But nobody knows how many times you got fucked to get there.

I knw however mature or grown up i’l be, i’l always be the small crazy pampered one for my mom-dad…!!

People don’t always need advice. Sometimes all they need is a hand to hold, ear to listen and heart to understand.

From a girls point of view, the guy always chooses the slut. From a guys point of view, the girl always chooses the jerk.

Girls are funny creatures.
They hate it when you ask their age but will kill you if you forget their birthday

If someone really loves you,
they wouldn’t let you slip away no matter how hard the situation is..!! :)

Sorry friends, if i’hv been rude to yo’l 2day! Dats coz i’m vry bad at making condolences..!! Sorry..!!

Sometimes we don’t say what we feel, not because we don’t want to, but because we don’t know how…

At the end of the day we all want somebody with a good heart, somebody we can trust, and somebody who’ll be there..!!