Shayari Bazar

A guy walked into a bar with a monkey The monkey grabbed some olives off the bar and ate them Then he grabbed some sliced limes and ate them He then jumped onto the pool table and grabbed one of the balls To everyone s amazement he stuck it in his mouth and somehow swallowed it whole The bartender looked at the guy and said Did you see what your monkey just did? No what? He just ate the cue ball off my pool table - whole Yeah that doesn t surprise me replied the guy he eats everything in sight don t worry I ll pay for the cue ball The guy finished his drink paid his bill paid for the stuff the monkey ate and left Two weeks later the guy came back and had his monkey with him He ordered a drink and the monkey started running around the bar The monkey found a cherry on the bar He grabbed it stuck it up his butt pulled it out and then ate it Then the monkey found a peanut and again stuck it up his butt pulled it out and ate it The bartender asked Did you see what that filthy ape just did? No what? asked the man Well he stuck both a cherry and a peanut up his arse then he pulled them out and ate them Yeah that doesn t surprise me replied the guy He ll eat anything but ever since he had to shit out that cue ball he measures everything first