Shayari Bazar

A farmer has to go out to plow his rental field about 10 miles from his farm To get there he must drive his tractor and his dog old Joe trots along beside him Halfway through the plowing the tractor runs out of fuel He wanders out to the road and flags down a ride which just happens to be a Ferrari The driver says You can have a ride but that dog can t get in my car The farmer says Don t worry Old Joe will keep up The driver figures he ll show the farmer just what his car can do and lets it rip Just as he is going into 5th gear he looks out the window and sure enough Old Joe is right beside him He can t wait to have a look at the amazing dog so he slams on the brakes and the car stops rather abruptly The driver jumps out exclaiming He s the most incredible dog I ve ever seen But what kind of collar is that he s wearing? The farmer shook his head and said That s not a collar That s his asshole He s not used to stopping that fast