Shayari Bazar

Joe did like he always does kissing his wife crawling into bed and falling to sleep All of a sudden he wakes up with an elderly man dressed in a white robe standing in front of his bed What the hell are you doing in my bedroom? and who are you? he asked This is not your bedroom the man replied I am St Peter and you are in heaven WHAT ? Are you saying I m dead? I don t want to die I m too young said Joe If I m dead I want you to send me back immediately It s not that easy said St Peter you can only return as a dog or a hen You can choose on your own Joe thought about it for a while and figured out that being a dog is too tiring but a hen probably has a nice and relaxed life Running around with a rooster can t be that bad I want to return as a hen Joe replied In the next second he found himself in a chicken run nicely feathered But now he felt like his rear end was gonna blow then along came the rooster Hey you must be the new hen on the farm he said How does it feel? Well it s OK I guess but it feels like my rear end is blowing up Oh that said the rooster That s only the ovulation going on Have you never laid an egg before?? Cluck twice and then you push all you can Joe clucked twice and pushed more than he was good for and then Plop and an egg was on the ground Wow Joe said that felt really good So he clucked again and squeezed And you better believe that there was yet another egg on the ground The third time he clucked he heard his wife shout Joe for Christ s sake Wake up you re shittin all over the bed