There was this zebra who had lived her entire life in a zoo and was getting on a bit so the zoo keeper decided as a treat that she could spend her final years in bliss on a farm The zebra was so excited she got out of the horse float to see this huge space with green grass and hill and trees and all these strange animals She saw a big fat weird looking brown thing and ran up to it all excited Hi I`m a zebra What are you? I`m a cow said the cow Right right what do you do? I make milk for the farmer Cool The zebra then saw this funny looking little white thing and ran over to it Hi I`m a zebra What are you? I`m a chicken said the chicken Oh right what do you do? I make eggs for the farmer Right great see you round Then the zebra saw this very handsome beast that looked almost exactly like her without the stripes She ran over to it and said Hi I`m a zebra What are you? I am a horse said the horse Wow said the zebra What do you do? Take off your pajamas darling and I`ll show you

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