Shayari Bazar

A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had been killed As he looked upon the wreckage a little monkey came out of the brush and hopped around the crashed car The officer looked down at the monkey and said I wish you could talk The monkey looked up at the officer and shook his head up and down You can understand what I am saying? asked the officer Again the monkey shook his head up and down Well did you see this? Yes motioned the monkey What happened? The monkey pretended to have a can in his hand and turned it up by his mouth They were drinking? asked the officer The monkey shakes his head Yes What else? The monkey pinched his fingers together and held them to his mouth They were smoking marijuana? The monkey shakes his head Yes What else? The monkey motioned kissing They were kissiing too? asked the astounded officer The monkey shakes his head Yes Now wait you are saying your owners were drinking smoking and kissing before they wrecked The monkey shakes his head Yes What were you doing during all this? Driving motioned the monkey