Shayari Bazar

A woman walks into a pet shop hoping to find the right pet She wonders around for a while and she stumbles on to this big ass parrot in this huge cage She checks it out for a minute and notices that the parrot has two strings hanging down On the right foot is a red string and on the left foot is a yellow string She calls the pet shop manager over and asks him what the strings mean He say s Well madam if you pull the red string he will sing a hymn and if you pull the yellow string he will say a prayer So the woman thinks out loud What would happen if I pulled both strings at the same time? The parrots eyes got real big and he looked at her and screamed out I d fall on my ass you silly bitch