Once upon a time Dracula decided to carry some sort of a competition to see which is the finest bat to stand on his side So all the bats were honored to take part The rules were simple Whichever bat drinks more blood will be the winner So the first bat goes and comes back after 10 minutes Her mouth was full of blood Dracula says Congratulations how did you do that? The bat said Do you see that tower? Behind it there is a house I went in and sucked the blood of all the family Very good said Dracula The second bat goes and comes back after 5 minutes all her face covered in blood Astonished Dracula says How did you do that? The bat replies Do you see that tower? Behind it there is a school I went in and drunk the blood of all the children Impressive said Dracula Now the third bat goes and comes back after three minutes literally covered in blood from top to toe Dracula is stunned How on earth did you do that???? he asked And the bat replies Do you see this tower? Dracula replies with a yes And the bat says Well I didn t

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