A koala was sitting in a gum tree smoking a joint when a little lizard walked past looked up and said Hey Koala What are you doing? The koala said Smoking a joint come up and have some So the little lizard climbed up and sat next to the koala where they enjoyed a few hits After awhile the little lizard said that his mouth was dry and that he was going to get a drink from the river The little lizard was so stoned that he leaned over too far and fell into the river A crocodile saw this and swam over to the little lizard and helped him to the side Then he asked the little lizard hat s the matter with you? The little lizard explained to the crocodile that he had been sitting with the koala in the tree smoking a joint but got too stoned and fell into the river while taking a drink The crocodile said that he had to check this out and walked into the rain forest found the tree where the koala was sitting finishing a joint The crocodile looked up and said Hey you So the koala looked down at him and said Shiiiiiiiiiiit dude How much water did you drink?
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