This guy was lonely and decided life would be more fun if he had a pet So he went to the pet store and told the owner he wanted to buy an unusual pet After some discussion he finally bought a centipede which came in a little white box to use for his house He took the box back home found a good location for the box and decided he would start off by taking his new pet to the bar to have a drink So he asked the centipede in the box Would you like to go to Frank`s with me for a beer? But there was no answer from his new pet This bothered him a bit but he waited a few minutes and then asked him again How about going to the bar and having a drink with me? But again there was no answer from his new friend and pet So he waited a few more minutes thinking about the situation and he decided to ask him one more time This time putting his face up against the centipede`s little house he shouted HEY IN THERE WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO TO FRANK`S PLACE AND HAVE A DRINK WITH ME? A little voice came out of the box I HEARD YOU THE FIRST TIME I`M PUTTING ON MY SHOES

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