Shayari Bazar

A MAN in western attire went into a bar and asked for 30 martinis in a bucket What? Why would you want so many martinis? questioned the bartender My horse likes them replied the cowboy and he s tied to a parking meter out front dying of thirst I want to surprise him So the bartender got busy and came up with a bucket of martinis If you don t mind he said I d like to see this boozing horse with my own eyes Be my guest said the customer and the two went outside and placed the bucket by the horse who drank deeply Darnedest thing I ever saw said the bartender Why don t you come back in and I ll mix you a few on the house No I couldn t do that said the man But thanks anyway What s the matter? asked the bartender Don t you like martinis? Love em replied the cowboy but I gotta drive