A guy walk into a bar and he orders a whiskey He sits down and just before he takes a sip of his whiskey a guy runs in and says Bill Your house burnt down So he runs outside but then he thinks I don t have a house So he goes back into the bar and takes a sip of his whiskey Another guy runs in and says Bill Your dad died And so he runs out of the bar gets on his horse and rides a little ways but then thinks I don t have a dad So he goes back into the bar and drinks almost all of his whiskey when another guy runs in and says Bill You won the lottery So he runs out gets on his horse and rides all the way to the bank but then thinks My name s not Bill

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