Shayari Bazar

A drunken man was wondering around the parking lot of a bar bumping into then rubbing the roofs of the cars The manager comes out of the bar and stops the guy What the heck are you doing ? he asks the drunk I m looking for my car and I can t find it he replies So how does feeling the roof help you ? asks the puzzled manager Well replies the drunk earnestly MY car has two blue lights and a siren on the roof