Shayari Bazar

An Irishman s been drinking at a pub all night The bartender finally says that the bar is closing So the Irishman stands up to leave and falls flat on his face He tries to stand one more time same result He figures he ll crawl outside and get some fresh air and maybe that will sober him up Once outside he stands up and falls flat on his face So he decides to crawl the 4 miles home and when he arrives at the door he stands up and falls flat on his face He crawls through the door into his bedroom When he reaches his bed he tries one more time to stand up This time he manages to pull himself upright but he quickly falls right into bed and is sound asleep as soon as his head hits the pillow He awakens the next morning to his wife standing over him shouting at him So you ve been out drinking again What makes you say that? He asks as he puts on an innocent look The pub called you left your wheelchair there again