Shayari Bazar

A very drunk man goes into a bar and orders a drink The bartender serves him and asks him if he would like to try the bar game of darts Three in the bullseye and win a prize Only a dollar for three darts The drunk agrees and throws the first dart A bullseye He downs another drink takes aim on wobbly feet lets go Two bulls eyes Two more quick drinks go down Barely able to stand he lets go of the last dart Three bulls eyes All are astounded No one has ever won before The bartender searches for a prize grabs a turtle from the bar s terrarium and presents it to the drunk as his prize Three weeks pass the drunk returns and orders more drinks then announces he would like to try the dart game again To the total amazement and wonderment of all the local drunks he scores three more bulls eyes and demands his prize The bartender being a sort of drunk himself and a bit short of memory doesn t know what to give so he asks the drunk Say what did you win the last time? And the drunk responds A roast beef sandwich on a hard roll