Shayari Bazar

At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunken guy asking what time the bar opens It opens at noon answers the clerk About an hour later he gets a call from the same guy sounding even drunker What time does the bar open? he asks Same time as before Noon replies the clerk Another hour passes and he calls again plastered Whatjoo shay the bar opins at? The clerk then answers It opens at noon but if you can`t wait I can have room service send something up to you Oh No I don`t want to git in Ah want to git OUT