Joe spent the evening tossing down a number of beers at the local bar It was after eleven o clock when he finally staggered out into the cold and rainy night in an attempt to find his way home With the weather as bad as it was he soon became lost and found himself wandering through the town Cemetery He slipped while walking and fell headlong into a freshly dug grave In his condition the rain and mud proved too much to handle and he couldn t manage to climb out Help he cried out Help I m so cold A little while later another over indulged inebriant left the bar As luck would have it the second man was nearby when he heard Joe cry Help I m so cold Joe continued to call The other man staggered in the direction of the voice It got louder and louder as he neared the cemetery Help I m cold Help I m cold The second man followed the voice and approached the grave As he peered over the side Joe looked up and yelled one more time Help I m cold Of course you re cold replied the second drunk peering down You ve kicked off all your dirt

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