Shayari Bazar

Bob came home drunk one night slid into bed beside his sleeping wife and fell into a deep slumber He awoke before the Pearly Gates where St Peter said You died in your sleep Bob Bob was stunned I m dead? No I can t be I ve got too much to live for Send me back Please St Peter said I m sorry but there s only one way you can go back and that is as a chicken Bob was devastated but begged St Peter to send him to a farm near his home The next thing he knew he was covered with feathers clucking and pecking the ground A rooster strolled past So you re the new hen huh? How s your first day here? Not bad replied Bob the hen but I have this strange feeling inside Like I m gonna explode You re ovulating explained the rooster Don t tell me you ve never laid an egg before? Never said Bob Well just relax and let it happen says the rooster It s no big deal Bob did and a few uncomfortable seconds later out popped an egg Bob was overcome with emotion as he experienced motherhood He soon laid another egg - his joy was overwhelming As he was about to lay his third egg he felt a smack on the back of his head and heard his wife yelling BOB wake up goddammit You just shit the bed