Shayari Bazar

An old guy walks into a bar and asks for a bottle of forty-year old Scotch The bartender not wanting to give up the good liquor purse a shot of ten-year Scotch and figures that the guy won t be able to tell the difference The guy downs the Scotch and says This Scotch is only ten years ten years old I specifically asked for forty-year old Scotch Amazed the bartender reaches into a locked cabinet underneath they bar and pulls out a bottle of twenty-year old Scotch and pours the man a shot The guy drinks it down and says That was twenty -year old Scotch I asked for forty-year old Scotch So the bartender goes into the back room and brings out a bottle of thirty-year old Scotch and pours the guy a drink By now a small crowd has gathered around the man and is watching anxiously as he downs the latest drink Once again the guy states the true age of the Scotch and repeats his original request for forty-year old scotch The bartender can hold off no longer and disappears into the cellar to get a bottle of prime forty-year old Scotch Soon the bartender returns with the bottle and pours a shot The guy downs the scotch and says Now this is forty-year old Scotch The crowd applauds his discriminating palate An old drunk who had been watching the proceedings with interest raise a full shot glass of his own and says Here take a swig of this The guy takes the glass and downs the drink in one swallow Immediately he chokes and spits out the liquid on the bar room floor My God That taste like piss he yells Great guess says the drunk Now how old am I?