Shayari Bazar

A blonde hurried into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off How did this happen? the emergency room doctor asked her Well I was trying to commit suicide the blonde replied What? sputtered the doctor You tried to commit suicide by shooting off your finger? No silly the blonde said First I put the gun to my chest and then I thought I just paid 6 000 00 for these implants I m not shooting myself in the chest So then? asked the doctor Then I put the gun in my mouth I thought I just paid 3 000 00 to get my teeth straightened I m not shooting myself in the mouth So then? Then I put the gun to my ear I thought: This is going to make a loud noise So I put my finger in my other ear before I pulled the trigge