Shayari Bazar

A drunk walks into a bar and says Bartender buy everyone in the house a drink pour yourself one and give me the bill So the bartender does just that and hands the man the bill The drunk says I haven`t got it The bartender slaps the guy around a few times then throws him out into the street The very next day the same drunk walks into the bar and once again says Bartender buy everyone in the house a drink pour yourself one and give me the bill The bartender figures that he can`t possibly be stupid enough to pull the same trick twice so he gives him the benefit of the doubt He pours a round of drinks for the house has a drink himself and hands the drunk the bill Again the drunk says I haven`t got it The bartender can`t believe it He picks the guy up beats the living daylights out of him and then throws him out into the street The next day the same drunk walks back into the same bar and says Bartender buy every one in the house a drink and give me the bill In disgust the bartender says What no drink for me this time? The drunk replies Nope You get too violent when you drink