Shayari Bazar

Two drunks are walking along One drunk says to the other What a beautiful night look at the moon The other drunk stops and look at his drunk friend You are wrong that`s not the moon that`s the sun Both started arguing for a while when they come upon another drunk walking so they stopped him Sir could you please help settle our argument? Tell us what that thing is up in the sky that`s shining Is it the moon or the sun? The third drunk looked at the sky and then looked at them and said Sorry I don`t live around here