Two Irishmen Murphy and Brian grew up in the same village together They were friends all their lives married a pair of sisters and lived just down the street from one another But now Murphy had cancer and was lying on his deathbed surrounded by his friends He calls Brian come here Brian I have a request for you Brian walks to his friends bedside and kneels down Brian we`ve been friends all our lives and now I`m dying here I have one last request for you to do Brian bursts into tears Anything Murphy anything you wish It`s done Well under me bed is a box containing a bottle of the finest whiskey in all of Ireland Bottled the year I was born it was After I die and they plant me in the ground I want you to pour that fine whiskey over me grave so it might soak into me bones and I`ll be able to enjoy it for all eternity Brian was overcome by the beauty and true Irish spirit of his friend`s request It is a fine thing you ask of me and I will pour the whiskey But might I strain it through me kidneys first?

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