Shayari Bazar

A well dressed lawyer went into a bar for a martini and found himself beside a scrungy-looking drunk who kept mumbling and studying something in his hand The attorney leaned closer while the drunk held the tiny object up to the light slurring Well it looks like plastic Then he rolled it between his fingers adding But it feels like rubber Curious the lawyer asked What do you have there mister? The drunk stammered Damn if I know but it looks like plastic and feels like rubber The lawyer said Let me take a look And the drunk handed it over The attorney rolled it between his thumb and fingers then examined it closely Yeah it does look like plastic and feel like rubber but I don t know what it is Where did you get it anyway? The drunk replied Out of my nose