Shayari Bazar

This drunk gets on a bus and asks the driver how long the trip is between Limerick and Cork About two hours says the conductor OK says the drunk then how long is the trip between Cork and Limerick? The irate driver says to the drunk It`s still about two hours Why`d you think there`d be a difference? Well says the drunk It`s only a week between Christmas and New Year but it`s a long time between New Year and Christmas