Shayari Bazar

There was a businessman and he was feeling really crook and he went to see the Doctor about it The doctor says to him Well it must be your diet what sort of greens do you eat? The man replies Well actually I only eat peas I hate all other green foods The doctor was quite shocked at this and says Well man that s your problem all those peas will be clogging up your system you ll have to give them up The guy says But how long for I mean I really like peas The doctor replies Forever I m afraid The man is quite shocked by this but he gives it a go and sure enough his condition improves so he realises that he will never eat a pea again Anyway one night years later he s at a convention for his employer and getting quite sloshed One of the reps says Well actually I d love a cigarette because I haven t had a smoke in four years I gave it up Quite a shocker really and the barman goes Really I haven t had a game of golf in 3 years because it cost me my first marriage so i gave it up The businessman says That s nothing I haven t had a pea in 7 years The barman jumps up screaming Ok everyone who can t swim grab a table